i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
The first think I thought of when I saw him was not a deviantart oc and let me tell you I am traumatised.
I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor
Hmm. If you play Spirit Chess with bottles for every piece (you can use like 5cl ones for pawns if you’re a pansy who’s worried about alcohol poisoning), you can then play empty-bottle kubb.
you know what just occurred to me
if genome testing had existed 2,000 years ago (or if the Second Coming had the same immaculate-conception startup) Joseph would totally have run a paternity test on the Son God
and I’m not sure which entertains me more: the idea of accidentally isolating divine DNA
or the image of an Ob/Gyn trying to explain “…well, we actually don’t know whether Joseph’s the father, because when we tried to examine the DNA samples, all our equipment simultaneously transcended into a bright and celestial light. So, um, we’re going to have to ask you to go to someone who can afford to replace their lab afterwards”
Ever since I saw the first Star Wars I always wondered why you wouldn’t just fight like this. I guess Jedi would want to fight with honor? Then again that’s probably why I love the sith more.
I’m guessing trying to use force powers on another force user is going to be tricky but switching your lightsaber on and off tactically should definitely be a thing. It might take a while to get the precision right, but you could probably build one to facilitate such manoeuvres. Have a third mode where it flickers rapidly and so can’t be blocked (or be blocked).
Pretty sure the switching-on-and-off has happened in the EU, at least - a dead-man’s-trigger style of on switch, that one could momentarily release to flick the blade past an opponent’s guard.
I want to _____ you.
reblog and see what your followers say
I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE
I can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.
Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.
I would like to thank the letters C & S.
They call me The Pedestrian
Little civilian casualty
The Great Civilian Casualty
The spectacular human civilian casualty
They call me the hard workin’ immigrant.
They call me the victim of capitalism.
Human self medicating veteran….
Human Cold Hot Dog?!?!?!?!
it is i, the corpse on life support
such an accurate name it hurts
the spectacular cold hot dog
It is I, the whatshisname!
"Super Self-Medicating Veteran" is really only out on one point…
"The spectacular corpse on life-support"
"(Miss|Magnetic)1 Cop Who Gets Away With Murder”
Or, for the two-name form of my preferred handle, “Just Another Black Man In America”.
Depending what you take as first ↩
Well, yes. Tea is serious business.
i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself
this is fucked up
i got “bug core” n that’s accurate as fuck im goin to bed now goodnight everybody
I first got “Superwholock goth” but then I refreshed and
and then I hit the button again and
That’s more than enough atonement for your sins, thank u aesthetic generator
FUCK I’VE BEEN SPOTTED
At first, I got space core. Then slime dad, then feminist communism.
And then The Capitalist System is a Scourge on the Earth Scene…
That explains so much…